"hey did you know that one direction-"
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I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes
Niall cluelessly offending Harry
I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry
“‘ay, must be the money!”
Hey remember that girl Justin Beiber made fun of for her weight?
You went and fucked up now boy.
spread this like wildfire
100,000 notes later and not a single bitch did a google search. “National Report (nationalreport.net) is a satirical website devoted to often subtle parodies of real news which convince the unwary.”
These are kind of so accurate it hurts.
I don’t think we’ll ever get fully ‘cause it’s all just a bit too mad. But we just go about it day to day and you know, we don’t take it too seriously and that’s the main sort of thing that we all live by that keeps us, you know, as us.