miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

zayniepaynie:

i’m always ziam af tbh

emo4boys:

Freshman vs Senior year

sweatercalum:

"hey did you know that one direction-"

yes

Niall cluelessly offending Harry

Harry 22nd Birthday Louis!

Caroline Watson is 100% done with their shit

I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry

cyberc4ts:

supernatural-direction13:

maybewecouldtry:

“‘ay, must be the money!”

troyesivan:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

cryotechnics:

Hey remember that girl  Justin Beiber made fun of for her weight?

This happened.

You went and fucked up now boy.

Article here. http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/

spread this like wildfire

100,000 notes later and not a single bitch did a google search. National Report (nationalreport.net) is a satirical website devoted to often subtle parodies of real news which convince the unwary.”

luckyhoran:

These are kind of so accurate it hurts. 

honchcrow:

me on christmas

I don’t think we’ll ever get fully ‘cause it’s all just a bit too mad. But we just go about it day to day and you know, we don’t take it too seriously and that’s the main sort of thing that we all live by that keeps us, you know, as us.

© SMULLINGAR