android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
i’m always ziam af tbh
Freshman vs Senior year
"hey did you know that one direction-"
Niall cluelessly offending Harry
I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry
“‘ay, must be the money!”
Hey remember that girl Justin Beiber made fun of for her weight?
You went and fucked up now boy.
spread this like wildfire
100,000 notes later and not a single bitch did a google search. “National Report (nationalreport.net) is a satirical website devoted to often subtle parodies of real news which convince the unwary.”
These are kind of so accurate it hurts.